By Tiffany Yu, 2/06/13 This book symbolizes darkness. My pen, is the tool in which I use to carve through the darkness to let the light in The light, is life in which I live and is captured on these pages These pages, are like brief windows that peer into a life A life, in which I lived is captured in this book This book, which is darkness is brought to life with my life and is bound...
I’m hungry for real rhetoric!– Me.
Words to live by
memorable fearless inspired driven loving happy friend listen
Wait a Minute!...I Didn't Do It!
Me: (calling Facilities' Manager to report an overflowing toilet) "Hi, I would like to report one of the toilets in the women's restroom needs to be fixed."
Facilities' Manager: "What building?"
Me: "TAC, first floor, stall number one. It sounds like it's ready to blow!"
Facilities' Manager: "Okay, stall number one 'ready to blow'. Can I get your name?
Me: "WAIT a minute...I didn't do it..."
Facilities' Manager: "It's okay we won't report you...can I get your extension?"
These songs come from so many random and contradictory thoughts bouncing around...– Gotye
Pepperdine Student: “Dude! Do you have change for a 100? 0___0! Me:...– Walking around my work. Pepperdine University
What Compels Men to Clip their Fingernails at...
I honestly don’t understand why men feel it is appropriate to clip their fingernails at work? The CEO at my past job did this and now my current boss does this. :/ I don’t know why I think it’s gross. Maybe it’s because pieces of yourself are getting flung around the office. Yeah, I think that is it. Eeww General things that are gross in the office: Week old dirty dishes...
Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History– Someone’s bumper sticker. To all my strong women out there!
I like your hat! Cuz it hides your FACE!!! ahhahhahahahah….– Something funny I thought of. :)
Guilty until proven innocent! That is why you live life always doing good, cuz...
The Perfect Weekend Plan...
I have decided I will make Dark Chocolate Cupcakes with Peanut Butter Frosting and the filling to the cupcake will be some type of tart jelly! This will be great. Oh and I will fit in some golf too.
The only real stumbling block is fear of failure. In cooking you’ve got to...– Julia Child
(Coffee maker broke this morning at work.) Oh NO! Coffee maker is broken. All...– What I hear around the office.
I Don't Mind Working for a Younger Person
Like your family you can’t really pick your co-workers. Unless of course you are the boss. A thought came to me as we are looking to hire a new boss, age doesn’t matter to me when I am looking for a boss. I just want someone who can meet me at my maturity level (this of course is assuming I am at a maturity level that is socially accepted). And someone who will respect me and my...