Wait a Minute!...I Didn't Do It!
Me: (calling Facilities' Manager to report an overflowing toilet) "Hi, I would like to report one of the toilets in the women's restroom needs to be fixed."
Facilities' Manager: "What building?"
Me: "TAC, first floor, stall number one. It sounds like it's ready to blow!"
Facilities' Manager: "Okay, stall number one 'ready to blow'. Can I get your name?
Me: "WAIT a minute...I didn't do it..."
Facilities' Manager: "It's okay we won't report you...can I get your extension?"